• kirbyfucker64:

    "how old are you?"

    "It’s a secret :3"

    "aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"

    (via lubricates)

  • sixsteen:

    i ship me and money

    (via refreshes)

  • luciferssugardaddy:

    when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents


    (Source: duplicatable, via meatbicyclevevo)

    1. e
    2. f
  • americanhorrorstorytellers:

Buy American Horror Story Merchandise: http://bit.ly/1jhRJUm
    1. e
    2. f
    1. e
    2. f
    1. e
    2. f
  • lightandlark:




    The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

    I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

    Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry. 

    Extra credit: Tell them to “calm down.”

    (via donthatethenatives)

  • thr-ill:

    have no regrets

    except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those

    (via lubricates)

  • noaht-all:

    how do i even get followers all i do is hit the reblog button and talk to myself

    (Source: officialtrashghost, via humorful)

  • alexheree:

    john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars

    (via refreshes)