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  • iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

    fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo

    (Source: flip5600, via a-storm-for-every-spring)

  • hestheoriginal:

"Which is annoying."
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  • Food planning?

    Can someone help with ideas or advice of how to do food plans or meal prep.. Like weekly you know what I mean. You make them ahead of time or something. I started a new job and my eating habits are getting out of control and I need to get a grip because I am doing more exercise but that’s not the only part of being or becoming healthy. Obviously.

  • egberts:

    egberts:

    burrito-john:

    egberts:

    youre not friends if you havent pooped at each others houses

    but what if the friend is across the country or in another country?

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    i made this post over a year ago, and now, in hindsight, i would like to STRONGLY advise against mailing poop to your friend. 

    (via a-storm-for-every-spring)

  • heycharlieday:

the final moments of breaking bad
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  • trapcartel:

    If you make a girl feel bad about her body u a bitch

    (Source: elijahfanblog, via defexted)

  • alpaca-b0wl:

    itslaurabug:

    white-wid0w:

    tom-spanks:

    remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

    I’m 20 and I still want a lava lamp

    I’m 22 and I finally have a lava lamp.

    I’m not 25 but I became a lava lamp

  • cries:

    feelin good about yourself but suddenly you look at someone and then you look at yourself again and boom

    (via parkingstrange)

  • so-humorous:

OMG
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