"how old are you?"
"It’s a secret :3"
"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"
when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents
The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.
I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.
Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry.
Extra credit: Tell them to “calm down.”
have no regrets
except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those
how do i even get followers all i do is hit the reblog button and talk to myself